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1. Your potted plants stay
alive.
2. Fooling around in a
twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food
than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you
get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your
favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an
umbrella & You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry
and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days
of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater
no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10. You're the one
calling the police because those darn kids
next door with the loud stereo.
11. Older relatives
feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
12. You don't know what
time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance
goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog
Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the
couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take
naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie
is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
18. MTV News is no
longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the
drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $400 bottle of
wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
21. You actually eat
breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are
longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink
the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again".
24. Over 90% of the
time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
25. You
don't drink at home to save money before
going to a bar. |
